It appears that R&B singer Chris Brown will be whacking weeds instead of women for a while. The volatile R & B singer was sentenced to five years of probation and 180 days of community service. Clad in an orange work vest, jeans and a baseball cap, the 20-year-old was seen clearing weeds and other debris at a police horse stables in Virginia. Maybe that explains the long face. Neigh, I regress….
No word yet on the disgraced superstars’ future plans, but talks of joining an Ike Turner tribute band have been floated. As his endorsers have abandoned him, Mr. Brown has been forced to seek revenue by representing less-heralded products, such as the Slap Chop, with Vince the Sham Wow guy.
In other news, here is a look at Rihanna’s nipple ring courtesy of Puff Daddy (or whatever the fuck he is calling himself these days) and Chris.
S.O.S. indeed….
