San Francisco, CA – A schizophrenic transsexual was reported missing last week by his/her/its family. Vincent Jennifer Johnson (a.k.a. Vi Jay Jay) was last seen by friends celebrating in the Castro district.
Mr. /Ms Johnson’s family members have said that they will do whatever it takes to bring attention to alleged abduction of their loved one, including an innovative spin on a traditional method: posting Vi Jay Jay’s picture on a carton of half and half.
