New York, NY – It appears that the makers of the wildly popular Snuggie have decided that there are some crucial target markets that they have missed, despite the product’s success.
They issued the following statement just yesterday: “The African American market is very important to us, and we feel that we missed the mark. Soon we will be releasing an urban edition of the Snuggie. It’s a giant Crown Royal bag with sleeves!! We’re tentatively calling it The Thuggie.”
When asked if the Snuggie was in fact just a glorified bath robe, their spokesperson reacted with righteous indignation: “BATH ROBE?? Are you serious?!? We are S-O-O-O much more than that. Does saying ‘bath robe’ make you feel totally happy? Now say ‘Snuggie’. Yeah, I thought so. Next question.”
