Running Scared: Fox-y Brown

Hollywood, CA – In her most recent interview with Cosmopolitan magazine, screen siren Megan Fox was asked to identify that of which she was most afraid and she responded with this nugget: “Every time I go on stage. Instant diarrhea.” The assumption is that Ms. Fox misunderstood the question to be “What scares the crap out of you?” When asked if it might be that she is just simply dyspeptic, Fox responded with incandescent indignation: “LOOK! Just because I crap myself on stage does NOT mean that I can’t read good!!”

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Apparently, this little revelation has done little to dampen the fervor of her male audience as seen from the thousands of supporting comments posted on the Fox fan website: www.dudeswantingtopickthecornouttameganfoxsshit.com

 

When asked how she combats her little phobia she answered simply, “Depends.” No word on whether the diarrhea affects her mouth as well.

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